Shutdown BKK.
Places: Chiang Mai & Bangkok
Coolest thing I did: Found the source of what looked like all the world's T-shirts.
Coolest thing I didn´t know: It was 15 degrees overnight in Bangkok last week and people died they were so unprepared for it. That 15 degrees, not -15.
I walked into 7-11 to buy a bottle of water and there it was: a sign on the fridge door saying they would not be selling alcohol of any kind due to the election from 6pm Saturday until midnight Sunday. The guy at the counter said it's because early voting for the election in February was on the next two weekends and the government bans shops and bars from selling booze on polling days. I had a bit of a panic. Forget the grenade attacks and shootings during the daytime protests in Bangkok disrupting my travel plans, what if my last weekend in Thailand involved closed bars and a lack of beer? This could be serious. I mean I get why drunk voting is a bad idea, in fact I would go far as to say several elections in Australia could have ended very differently if we banned alcohol on voting day. I just think there is no politician in Australia electorally suicidal enough to pass a blanket, day long ban on selling booze in Australia for ANY reason, let alone something as trivial as a Federal election.
Turns out the good people at 7-11 seem to be almost unique in their attempt to obey the law. I went out to the night market in Chiang Mai for dinner and had zero problems getting a beer to go with my Tom Yum soup (or several more afterwards). Some bars seemed to be closing early, others going to the effort of serving spirits in mugs or tea cups, but generally Saturday night didn't exactly seem like prohibition had been introduced.
So I decided that instead of trying to do a double headed flight from Chiang Mai to Bangkok and then on to Sydney in the same night (ending up spending 8 plus hours in the airport at Bangkok) that I'd ignore our government's travel advice and go to Bangkok for the night anyway. I managed to get on the last minute websites (and try this if you haven't) and got a room in a mystery 5 star away from the main protest sites for $70 a night. Apparently the 5 star hotels often allow their rooms out at cheap rates if they're having trouble filling them so long as the booking sites don't advertise which one it is until you book. Mine turned out to be the Marriott at Sukhumvit, famous for it's 3 story sky bar. How did I know it's away from the protest sites? Due to the work of a fine gentleman called Richard Barrow.
Richard is a travel blogger based in Bangkok and went to the trouble of setting up a Google Map of Bangkok with all the protest sites and keeping it up to date with where violent events have occurred and then doing a good job of explaining the news around it with his Twitter feed. He also has his own camera bearing remote controlled helicopter drone which he flies over the main protest sites and takes pictures to post of them. It's probably the first actual useful thing I've ever seen done with Twitter and despite the hyperbole that usually surrounds the Facebooks and Twitters of the world with how they're changing media, I really feel like this shows the future of journalism. Why on Earth CNN and the BBC treat us to the opinions and ramblings of random viewers who happen to have a computer when they should be cultivating this kind of real time, on the ground journalism is beyond me. What he's doing provides actual, usable information about where to avoid and how to stay safe instead of just saying it's simply too dangerous. DFAT have issued a travel warning telling us to avoid the protests without attempting to say where they are. The media outlets simply state how many dead or injured without any real context to where things happen and why. This is a model for the kind of localised journalism we were promised by digital media but never really saw. I hope the big outlets are taking note.
Blessed with a clear day leaving Chiang Mai by plane gets you a view of Wat Phrathat Doi Suthep, the temple on the mountain that overlooks the city. I didn't visit it this time either, but one of these days I'm sure to. All the way south you can see that nearly nothing between CM and BKK has not been dug, cut or redirected into a straight line with large scale farming giving way to canals and then the factories that have helped to turn Thailand from a poor into a middle income country. The result of that, of course is you can't actually see Bangkok itself on warm days, the pollution blowing down from the factories along the river to the Gulf of Thailand. Riding the skytrain back into town you can make out the silhouette of high rise buildings sticking out from between overhead freeways, but nothing of the detail. The other thing about riding the skytrain instead of getting a taxi is you start to get a feel for how far the CNN view of the protests really is.
People in Bangkok tend to mostly be of the camp that wants to overthrow the government and unlike last time when they adopted yellow shirts (to contrast the red shirts of the pro-government types) they've taken to decking themselves out like they're going to watch Thailand play football. At first I actually thought that what was going on when I saw all the protesters on their way too and from the blockades sensibly using public transport, all dressed in red, white and blue ribbons and hats. You get the feeling this really is a middle class protest movement by just how polite it all seemed to be. As the train passes over some of the main intersections that have been blockaded for nearly two weeks the first question you ask is "Where is everyone?". It seemed like everyone had pitched their tents then gone home, with only a scattering actually doing the hard work of shutting the city down. Really, it all seemed to be operating pretty smoothly.
So my break from the reality of guest houses lived up to expectations, with my room including a bathtub taking in a sweeping view of Bangkok below, an infinity pool and the afore mentioned 3 story sky bar with 360 view of the city. I was to later discover sky bars with 360 views of the city are the thing to build these days if you're a hotel in Bangkok, this being one of only three I'd end up visiting over the course of my final evening. Not only were they all selling booze on election day, but they'd seemed to have also extended their happy hours. At least some people know what's important.
My last dinner in Asia was also a bit of a top notch treat. Controversially run by an ex-pat Australian Chef (who the Thais say has no business cooking Thai food) nahm often makes lists of top 50 restaurants in the world but it was surprisingly easy to get into and an 8 course set menu built up by ordering something from every page on the menu didn't even break $80 a head. In Sydney you could do that on starters. The food itself is a superb take on Thai (none of this crazy fusion nonsense - who wants to eat Tandoori Pad Thai anyway?) but even with 6 weeks in Asia under my belt the last couple of dishes destroyed me for spice. I was warned my last couple of choices might be a bit too much for farangs (white people) but I thought the Chef is an Aussie, how bad could it be? Well he's obviously taken the Thai critics on by bringing the spice up to the Thai standard, which requires an asbestos tongue.
So my last day wasn't going to be spent on temples and Buddhas, I'd done enough of that already. It turned out I uncharacteristically went shopping. I wanted a T-shirt or two but the concierge at the hotel put me on to something a bit special, the Baiyoke garment centre. Strangely positioned at the foot of the tallest building in the city is a ragged looking shopping centre that houses nothing but clothing wholesalers. The ground floor was very unpromising, full of the people who sell crap Thailand t-shirts to the people who sell them to you in the market. However the 4th floor is chock full of original designs, including the source of the now infamous "Eat more rice bitch" T-shirt that has been seen on backpackers down Khao San Road for the better part of a decade. They fully expected you to buy lots of ten minimum of the same design to get their good price (about $3 a shirt) but you can get away with buying them in singles for about $5 a pop. I ended up buying 9 in about an hour. I think people must get carried away because not only are there wholesalers all through the mall selling all different quality clothing, but there is a whole floor of freight forwarders who will send them back home for you. You know it's a global world when an Indian freight forwarder is arguing with two Nigerians over the price to send what looked like about half a ton of polo shirts that probably came from Cambodia before going out of Thailand on a boat.
To get there, I had to walk through the protest site, but I felt pretty safe doing that because there were lots of empty tents and basically only a dozen protesters holding down one of the busiest intersections in the city against possibly 50 policemen who were mostly sitting on their helmets drinking tea. I get a feeling the opposition are going to have trouble maintaining any kind of momentum going up to the election next weekend. In fact there seemed to be more people selling Shutdown Bangkok merch than actual protesters. I think I was most impressed by the guy selling tents, obviously to people who had not realised camping out to block an intersection required actual camping.
The whole thing is hard to comprehend for an outsider. The root cause of the problem is former Prime Minister, Telecoms Mogul, one time owner of Manchester City (call me Frank"), special economic envoy to Cambodia and current Dubai resident (that's the new sunny place for shady people apparently) Thaksin Shinawatra who was overthrown in a coup in 2006 and fled the country facing what he claims are trumped up corruption charges, for which he was sentenced in absentia. The trouble was the north of Thailand, where most of the people live love him, so he or his proxies have been elected in every free election since 2001. Right now his sister, the awesomely named Yingluck Shinawatra (Pu to her mates) is the Prime Minister and is was her cack-handed attempt to pass a law giving Frank a pardon from those corruption charges that set the protests off. Now the jury is out on whether there was any corruption (well, any more corruption than is background level in a place like Thailand) but since then the opposition aren't exactly doing themselves many favours. Lucky Ying has given into their demands to fold parliament and is calling another election, but they weren't happy with that. They want an unelected "wise council" to rewrite the constitution before there is another election, however they don't say who would be on it (though I suspect they'd like a clause that says no-one with the last name "Shinawatra" can be elected) or what it would achieve. The trouble they have is Pu is almost certainly going to smash them at the polls again, like she did last time. I'm not 100% sure they all quite get the concept of democracy per-se, and that if you lose you need to come up with compelling arguments to win, but I might be missing just how persuasive a factor money might be in the whole thing. I'm not sure if it's loyalty of the mostly poor north to the Shinawatras (who are themselves from near Chiang Mai) or money that is the cause of the Shinawatras electoral success, but it seems like they have plenty of it.
So truth be told Bangkok doesn't seem really any different with the protests, it's just much harder to get around by car. I'm not sure if that counts as a shutdown, but I suspect if the election goes ahead as planned and Yingluck wins again there might be more drastic (and possibly more violent) consequences.
So ends my 6 and a bit weeks in Asia. One final word of apology to anyone who I spent any time with in Cambodia and had to listen to me say "Angkor Wat" as "Angkor WHAT?!?!" over and over again. As the Laotians also share the term Wat for temple I had to listen to a bunch of American 20 year olds make similar WHAT? jokes at the next table on my last night in Luang Prabang and my urge to throttle all of them brought home just how annoying it is. I apologise for any hurt or distress I may have caused, but am no way legally responsible for your lost future earnings as a result of one bad joke used repeatedly. It won't happen again.