Cartagena de Indias :: Colombia
"This reminds me of a Caribbean beach" - Canadian backpacker on Playa Blanca, a Caribbean beach.
Places: Cartagena de Indias, Islas de Rosario & Playa Blanca.
Coolest thing I did: The boat ride back from Rosario and Playa Blanca, where the driver seemed to think safety wasn't that important and decided to see just how fast he could go over the massive waves. Better than any roller coaster.
Coolest thing I didn´t know: Just to be different here in Colombia they don't use the word gringo to describe the whities, but rather mono, which I think means monkey.
For some reason when I heard that Cartagena was on the Caribbean sea I assumed it would also have beaches you could swim in. This wasn't a great assumption. However, what you do get from Colombia's second oldest surviving Spanish settlement is a whole heaping spoon of colonial history and old buildings. Due to the rise of tourism in the wake of Colombia's newfound security the old walls and buildings have been lovingly (if not historically accurately) restored to their former glory. This is really about looking at a town that has been living within it's history for centuries and is now going about using it for something useful. Instead of trying to dress everyone up in costume and pretend it's the late 1500s the city walls have been converted into working markets, bars and nightclubs and you don't get the same feeling of total sanitisation I got in central Salvador.
This leads to interesting accidents, like Cartagena being home to what must be the world's most beautiful welfare office, so the people who come to collect their dole cheques do so in the courtyard garden of an old colonial casa. A far cry from Centrelink at Blacktown.
In order to show there is some new culture as well as the old a fair proportion of the world of local sculptor Edgardo Carmona has been dropped into the squares either side of the Naval Museum (which I didn't go into). He seems to be into flat surfaces and hard lines, but his subjects, like the bunch of old guys playing dominoes or the fruit seller with the basket of pineapples on her head have the look of rusty robots. There is also a single lone Botero gorda who is nude and lounges on her side looking directly into the entrance of one of the many city churches. It's a nice, irreverent contrast.
Of all the history probably the forts are the bit I found most interesting, mostly because I hadn't seen them anywhere else on these trips. The most impressive of these is Castillo de San Felipe, whose cannons now point menacingly out at the high rise apartment blocks of the rich peninsula Bocagrande. It's massively thick walls are filled with tunnels that are designed in such a way that shouts are amplified along their length (a good design feature before walkie talkies and mobile phones) and was part of a fire signal system designed to warn of attack to sister forts all up and down the coast. All this became necessary due to the fact that Cartegena was shipping massive amounts of gold plundered from the interior and the English had a fairly lax tolerance of it's nationals becoming pirates and taking said gold.
One of the most notable was Sir Francis Drake, a favourite of the first Queen Betty. Having already made himself unpopular with the Spanish by doing such things as plundering Panama for it's gold and silver, Frank (as he was known to his mates) became a large part of the English defeat of the Spanish Armada. As part of this first actions in this fracas Frank sailed to the New World, put Cartagena to the sword and ransomed it back to the Spanish crown for as much gold as he could carry. It was a direct result of this kind of chicanery from the English that Castillo de San Felipe, with walls sloped to deflect cannon balls like a stealth bomber deflects radar, was built.
In the 1700s the British tried to take Cartagena for good, and it's forts were under the control of one Don Blas de Lezo, who was already the veteran of many battles. This showed mostly due to the fact that Donny B had already at this point lost one arm, one leg and an eye. For some reason this brings to mind Monty Python and the Holy Gail and the Black Knight yelling out "It's just a flesh wound!". So the British fleet of 180 ships attacked and despite Donny B being wounded in this thigh and remaining arm the Spanish managed to ward off the British until they had no choice but to retreat back to Jamaica. There's a statue out the front of the Castillo that makes you assume that every pirate in fiction is somehow based on Donny B.
So my day trip out to find salt water I could swim in was to the Islas de Rosario, which are about 2 hours from Cartagena by speed boat, a bit quicker when driven by the complete lunatic we had. When you get there the options are to visit the aquarium (which all the old people did) or to go snorkelling in some of the clearest water I've ever seen. Despite the fact the Caribbean sea breaks directly over the reef there's still large schools of colourful fish to see. I was lucky enough to spot a barracuda, but beyond that it's only little fellas. The coral, unfortunately has been heat bleached and also seems to have taken it's fair share of tourist kickings. For some reason you never get to rent fins out here, which means the many tourists who can't seem to swim end up standing on all the coral and breaking it. People do dive here too, but I hear it's had many of the same problems. Still, it's nice to get out there and swim with the fish in bathtub temperature water.
The other story worth relaying is the fact that there's lots of little islands big enough for a single house, one of which is the ruin of the mansion once owned by Pablo Escobar. It's apparently still ransacked in the hope of finding a modern day version of the pirate legend, for many still say that somewhere on the island is Pablo's Gold. Of course, most of that went into numbered accounts in Panama (apparently a key factor in Papa Bush invading Panama in 1989 was to cut off the money laundering done there by the Colombian cartels) but that doesn't stop the chancers.
Landing on Playa Blanca you get the feeling you've found the most perfect stereotype of what a Caribbean beach is supposed to look like, with it's white sand, palm trees and water so clear it looks like the boats are embedded in the surface of someone's coffee table. What also becomes clear is that during the peak of the high season it must be absolutely rammed, with huts and shacks selling food lining the entire beach. Being there on a Tuesday most of them were closed, but it's also dawned on me that they probably aren't all open on a weekend at the moment, as someone I've drifted out of high season and into spring. While I wasn't looking the needle on my tank of time on the road has drifted well past half way. I'd say this could me my last stop on the beach. With hindsight I could have slept overnight at Playa Blanca, but I only realised that when I got there so it was a little late.
That would have been a good idea because after spending a morning people watching the extreme heat has forced me back indoors in the middle of the day. This last day of just lazing around the place drinking coffee has given me time to watch what the Colombians sell to each other, rather than what they try and sell to us. In all the cities have been people carrying around boxes of bashed up looking old Nokias and a sign "llamadas celulares 200", which I've since worked out is why there aren't any payphones left in most places here. It seems these people rent out these phones by the minute to anyone with 200 pesos (about 10c), but in the big cities they take the precaution of tying the phones to their wrist first. It also seems the guys that sell cigarettes and gum (and usually can source bad quality cocaine) to the monos also sell single cigarettes to the Colombians with free use of a lighter. I guess it's like the poorer parts of the US, where people buy loosies so they don't have to have everyone bludge cigarettes off them if they buy a whole pack, even though it's much more expensive to buy them one at a time.
So my plan now is to head 2 hours to the north tomorrow to Santa Marta and it's little beachside suburb of Taganga. The idea is to then arrange to go on the six day trek to Ciudad Perdida (the lost city), which used to be quite dangerous in the early 2000s (see this bloke who got kidnapped by the ELN back in 2003) but is pretty must standard fare now. It was funny, but when I was looking for that article Google also threw up an early article in the Guardian (same newspaper) travel section telling people about the trek only a few months before the kidnapping took place. I wonder if the kidnappees read it too...?